1. "The solution to the Muslim problem is a Muslim Voltaire, a Muslim Nietzsche—that"
- Ian Buruma, Murder in Amsterdam: The Death of Theo Van Gogh and the Limits of Tolerance
4. "I'll be a lady tomorrow"
- L.A. Meyer, Mississippi Jack: Being an Account of the Further Waterborne Adventures of Jacky Faber
8. "Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican."
- Quote by Bill Maher
10. "Lady, you can’t fuck a metaphor."
- Quote by Edward Albee