1. "I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it."
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Tim Dorsey, Gator A-Go-Go
2. "Life is like a boner: long and hard."
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Jill Shalvis, Get A Clue
3. "You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point."
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Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
4. "You should approach each book—you should approach life—with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point."
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Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
5. "Well, I don’t mean boner in the sexual sense, Gordy said. I don’t think you should run through life with a real erect penis. But you should approach each book—you should approach life—with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point."
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Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
6. "Boner," Peanut said. "Oh no," Jade said to the parrot. "No, no, no...you can't say- "Boner" "Oh G-d" Jade panicked. "Peanut-" "Pretty bird," Dell broke in, smiling at the parrot and speaking low and soft. "Such a pretty girl, Peanut." Peanut preened under his admiring tone. "Pretty Peanut."
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Jill Shalvis, Animal Attraction
7. "I don't think you should run through life with a real erect penis. But you should approach each book - you should approach life - with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point."
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Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
8. "Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?"
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C.D. Payne, Youth in Revolt
9. "Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand. He looked like a dick."
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Sarah Mayberry, Cruise Control
10. "Hydrogen, helium, lithium - She stared at him. What are you doing now? Listing the chemical elements so I can answer the door without a boner. And knowing my mother is on your porch isn’t taking care of that? Good point."
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Quote by Jill Shalvis