3. "Colonel Hugh Pickering - Well, I'm dashed!"
- Quote by George Bernard Shaw
5. "It's never too late for anything,' the colonel said."
- Quote by Gabriel García Márquez
7. "BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders."
- Quote by David Letterman
10. "Colonel Korn’s rule was a stroke of genius, Colonel Korn explained in his report to Colonel Cathcart. Under Colonel Korn’s rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything. Colonel"
- Joseph Heller, Catch-22