3. "Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny."
- Sherry Argov, Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
- Bob Woodward, The Secret Man: The Story of Watergate's Deep Throat
10. "I didn't want to get involved in an argument, so I lied, saying that I wasn't being crabby at all, I was just looking for a goddamn place to set the cake down in our disgusting pit of a refrigerator."
- Quote by David Finch