6. "We think that behind that steel door of resistance there’s a dragon breathing fire; if we open the door we think we’ll be devoured. So often, we open the door, and as someone once said ‘we don’t find a fire breathing dragon, we find a gerbil in drag."
- Quote by Raphael Cushnir
8. "Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
- Quote by George Bernard Shaw
9. "My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
- Quote by Erma Bombeck