3. "Nothing says Christmas like a burning meth lab."
- Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
7. "Scientific prayer makes God a celestial lab rat, leading to bad science and worse religion."
- Quote by Michael Shermer
8. "He's kinda like a yellow lab guy, you know? Likeable, friendly, gets his feelings hurt easily."
- Quote by Nancy Thayer