Adam Rex Quotes.

11. "I began thinking that this was a guy who displayed his books the way another guy might display his animal trophies."
- Quote by Adam Rex

12. "For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER"
- Adam Rex, Frankenstein Takes the Cake

13. "So why the pelican? Said Haskoll. The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican?"
- Adam Rex, Unlucky Charms

14. "Why did you attack some girl's boots?" J.Lo looked incredulous. "She is still mad about this?" he huffed. "I TOLD her-I THOUGHT they were ANKLEwolves." "Okay, whatever. I-" "Why elsenow would a person wear fur with shortpants? It makes no sense!"
- Adam Rex, Smek for President!

15. "You are singing to the preacher," said J.Lo. "Preaching to the choir," I corrected him. "Yes. This thing."
- Adam Rex, Smek for President!

16. "When we wants to do something but cannot, that is when we think. When our consciousness awakes up and stretches its arms. That is when we imagine, and plan, and dream about the undone thing."
- Adam Rex, Smek for President!

17. "Ohh!" said J.Lo. "Oooooh! My tummy!" I set him down. "Are you okay? I thought they missed us." "It...must not work on humans. Feel like i could marf....Like I could marf right out my poomp," J.Lo insisted."
- Adam Rex, Smek for President!

18. "Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out."
- Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

19. "What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay."
- Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

20. "Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her head. It was a response Sejal would hear a lot in the following weeks and which she would eventully come to understand meant, 'Ohh, India, that must be so hard for you, and I know because I read this book over the summer called The Fig Tree (which is actually set in Pakistan but I don't realize there's a difference) about a girl whose parents sell her to a sandal maker because everyone's poor and they don't care about girls there, and I bet that's why you're in our country even, and now everyone's probably being mean to you just because of 9/11, but not me although I'll still be watching you a little too closely on the bus later because what if you're just here to kill Americans?' There was a lot of information encoded in that one vowel sound, so Sejal missed most of it at first."
- Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

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