Ambrose Bierce Quotes.

1. "The covers of this book are too far apart."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

2. "Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

3. "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

4. "In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

5. "The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

6. "You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

7. "You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

8. "Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

9. "Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

10. "VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country."
- Quote by Ambrose Bierce

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