Bill Watterson Quotes.

1. "It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

2. "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

3. "I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

4. "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

5. "You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

6. "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

7. "You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

8. "In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

9. "You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
- Quote by Bill Watterson

10. "I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
- Quote by Bill Watterson

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