Billy Connolly Quotes.

1. "When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?"
- Quote by Billy Connolly

2. "Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

3. "Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
- Quote by Billy Connolly

4. "A fart is just your arse applauding."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

5. "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
- Quote by Billy Connolly

6. "I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

7. "I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

8. "Fuck the begrudgers"
- Quote by Billy Connolly

9. "All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

10. "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit."
- Quote by Billy Connolly

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