Christopher Moore Quotes.

1. "Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
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2. "Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place."
- Quote by Christopher Moore

3. "Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter."
- Quote by Christopher Moore

4. "Science, you don't know, looks like magic."
- Quote by Christopher Moore

5. "The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door."
- Quote by Christopher Moore

6. "There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin."
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7. "You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly."
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8. "Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say."
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9. "Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell"
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10. "OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT?"
- Quote by Christopher Moore