David Wong Quotes.

1. "But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them."
- Quote by David Wong

2. "Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most scared of their dark side. Always going too far the other way, fighting for the Lord, often just because it gives them an excuse to fight."
- Quote by David Wong

3. "I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are deserted, just because a colored lightbulb told me to. Society has got me so fucking trained. I rubbed my eyes and groaned and felt utterly alone in the world."
- Quote by David Wong

4. "At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!! in a Mexican accent."
- Quote by David Wong

5. "And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded."
- Quote by David Wong

6. "If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?"
- Quote by David Wong

7. "Folding chairs were flying through the air as if propelled by dozens of invisible Bobby Knights."
- Quote by David Wong

8. "He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you’re fortunate, you’ve never heard of them."
- Quote by David Wong

9. "See, the darkness is leaking from the cracks. I cannot contain it. I cannot contain my life."
- Quote by David Wong

10. "Gullibility is a knife at the throat of civilization."
- Quote by David Wong

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