Frank Zappa Quotes.

1. "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

2. "If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

3. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

4. "A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

5. "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

6. "Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

7. "I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

8. "Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
- Quote by Frank Zappa

9. "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

10. "Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read."
- Quote by Frank Zappa

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