George Carlin Quotes.

11. "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
- Quote by George Carlin

12. "We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your shit, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake."
- Quote by George Carlin

13. "Meow means woof in cat."
- Quote by George Carlin

14. "I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic."
- Quote by George Carlin

15. "Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
- Quote by George Carlin

16. "Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
- Quote by George Carlin

17. "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm."
- Quote by George Carlin

18. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- Quote by George Carlin

19. "He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
- Quote by George Carlin

20. "Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist."
- Quote by George Carlin

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