Gordon Korman Quotes.

1. "Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you."
- Quote by Gordon Korman

2. "Ask me. I'm a cow expert."
- Quote by Gordon Korman

3. "I've taken care of it," I said My father looked at me, shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work. "No, no, I mean he's gone."
- Quote by Gordon Korman

4. "If the cake fits, eat it!"
- Quote by Gordon Korman

5. "Be the Ambulance. Make toast."
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6. "What did Romeo and Juliet do? They died, I remind her gently. Some mix-up with the poison-"
- Quote by Gordon Korman

7. "The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist."
- Quote by Gordon Korman

8. "It's a shame that money has to enter into everything."
- Quote by Gordon Korman

9. "According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival."
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10. "But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever."
- Quote by Gordon Korman