Groucho Marx Quotes.

1. "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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2. "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
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3. "From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
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4. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
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5. "Humor is reason gone mad."
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6. "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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7. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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8. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
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9. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
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10. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
- Quote by Groucho Marx

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