Ilona Andrews Quotes.

1. "Kate short-circuits my brain. In my head we always have these clear coherent exchanges, but once we meet, what comes out it is, Kate, do what I say or I’ll kill you. Her default reply is, Fuck you! and we go downhill from there."
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2. "Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy."
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3. "Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim."
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4. "I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it."
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5. "Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. That’s it? That’s your witty comeback? Yep. Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way."
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6. "You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face."
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7. "Finally, thank you very much to Jeaniene Frost and Jill Myles. This book does have sex in it. Please don't hit me anymore." ~Ilona Andrews in the Acknowledgements section of Magic Bleeds"
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8. "Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded."
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9. "Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove* Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time. Kid 1: I know, right?"
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10. "I split the omelet between the plates and stopped when Curran's arms closed about me. He pulled me against him, pressing my back against his chest. I heard him inhale my scent. His lips grazed my temple. Here we were, alone, in my kitchen, holding each other while breakfast cooled on the table. This was some sort of alternate universe, with a different Kate, who wasn't hunted like a wild animal and who could have these sorts of things. "What's up?" I asked softly. "Just making sure you know you're caught."
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