Ilona Andrews Quotes.

21. "It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything."
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22. "You like the girl," Alasdair offered. Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. "Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn't possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse."
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23. "Tension fled from me. Tomorrow I would worry about Hugh d’Ambray and Andrea and Roland, but now I was simply happy. Aaahh. Home. My place, my smells, my familiar rug under my feet, my kitchen, my Curran in the kitchen chair . . . Wait a damn minute. You!"
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24. "I will devour you. I will lick your bones clean and crush them between my teeth. I will suck the marrow… That’s nice, Kate said. The shield."
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25. "In a perfect world, Joshua‟s vertically gifted murderer would‟ve had himself a monologue before rampaging, during which he loudly and clearly would‟ve announced his full name, occupation, religious preference, preferably with his god‟s country and time period of origin, his goals, dreams, and aspirations, and the location of his lair. But nobody had ever accused post-Shift Atlanta of being perfect."
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26. "Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back"
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27. "This it the hand that slapped Aunt B, here you can touch it since you're my best friend"
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28. "If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it."
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29. "You want me to go back into that house protected by a magic sticky note? Don’t even start, I told him. It’s working. If it weren’t working, you couldn’t drag me into that place. What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’? No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an a-hole!’ I headed for the house. On yours or mine? On yours. Well, in that case, your magic isn’t working. I’m still an asshole."
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30. "If you finish eating this food, I’ll get you a whole herd of giant donkeys. That’s the strangest bribe I’ve ever heard of,"
- Quote by Ilona Andrews

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