Janet Evanovich Quotes.

1. "Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?" "You love me?" "Yes." A sigh inadvertently escaped. "We're really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way," Ranger said."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

2. "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

3. "Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

4. "You're such a cupcake."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

5. "Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

6. "Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my body temperature and heart rate long distance. Babe, he finally said. Do you know the slum apartment building Bobby Sunflower owns on Stark? Yes. It’s on the same block as his funeral home. That’s the one. I’m going in to look for someone. If you don’t hear from me in a half hour maybe you could send someone to check. Is this a smart thing to do? Probably not. As long as you know, Ranger said. And he disconnected."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

7. "I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached." "And I could date other men." Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?" "Maybe." "As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

8. "One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. Hunh, Rangeman guy said. Yeah, I said. Been there, done that. Are you sure he’s human? Maybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car, I said. We tried that once, and Ranger didn’t like it, the guy said. You do something twice that Ranger doesn’t like, and you’re out of a job and damaged."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

9. "Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

10. "Holy bejeezus, Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn’t have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it’s filled with rabid bats and killer snakes and hairy spiders as big as dinner plated."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen