Janet Evanovich Quotes.

11. "I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

12. "I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

13. "anyone else would have just killed the alligator"
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

14. "I can't squeeze to keep the breezers in."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

15. "Morelli grinned down at me. "I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

16. "every other aspect of his life. He had the"
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

17. "place to start."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

18. "What time is it?" Lula asked. "I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?" "I'm thinking about eating healthier," I said. "More vegetables and fewer doughnuts." "What's that about?" "I don't know. It just came over me." "It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying." "I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house." "I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

19. "What is it with men and gazongas? It’s not like women got a nut fixation. It’s not like we go around looking for some guy with basketballs hangin’ down to his knees."
- Janet Evanovich, Sizzling Sixteen

20. "You don’t wear responsibility like clothes. You can’t take it off and put it on when you feel like. You wear responsibility on the inside, and it isn’t that easy to remove. You have to learn how to live with it."
- Janet Evanovich, Wicked Charms