Jeff Lindsay Quotes.

1. "Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work."
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

2. "Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,..."
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

3. "Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion."
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4. "The students we saw were all bright, attractive, and polite, and the teachers all seemed to be smart and dedicated, and I began to appreciate the benefits of a private school education. If only I'd had the opportunity to attend a place like this, who knows what I might have become? Perhaps instead of a mere blood-spatter analyst who slunk away at night to kill without conscience, I could have become a doctor, or a physicist, or even a senator who slunk away at night to kill without conscience. It was terribly sad to think of all my wasted potential."
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

5. "Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong"
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

6. "In my lifelong study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workaday lives of meaningless toil and suffering"
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

7. "If you believe that God makes miracles you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve."
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8. "Anybody can be charming if they don`t mind faking it."
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9. "Something it's reassuring to know I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

10. "Could this be the Apocalypse?"
- Quote by Jeff Lindsay

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