Jill Shalvis Quotes.

1. "Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer."
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

2. "I'm going to shoot somebody," Maddie said. "Sawyer hates when people do that. It's a whole bunch of paperwork."
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

3. "Together they crawled through the attic space, looking for the source of a roof leak they’d discovered in the last bathroom. Jax was out in front, braving the spiderwebs. Maddie was behind him, working really hard at not looking at his butt. And failing spectacularly. So when he unexpectedly twisted around, holding out his hand for the clipboard she was now holding, he caught her staring at him. I, um—You have a streak of dirt, she said. A streak of dirt. Yes. She pointed to his left perfectly muscled butt cheek. There. He was quiet for a single, stunned beat. She couldn’t blame him, given that they were both covered in dirt from the filthy attic. Thanks, he finally said. It’s important to know where the dirt streaks are. It is, she agreed, nodding like a bobble head. Probably you should stain-stick it right away. I have some in my purse. Are you offering to rub it on my ass?"
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

4. "A new beginning done right," she said out loud, because everyone knew that saying it out loud made it true. "You hear that, karma?" She glanced upward through her slightly leaky sunroof into a dark sky, where storm clouds tumbled together like a dryer full of gray wool blankets. "This time, I'm gong to be strong." Like Katharine Hepburn. Like Ingrid Bergman ."So go torture someone else and leave me alone." A bolt of lightning blinded her, followed by a boom of thunder that nearly had her jerking out of her skin. "Okay, so I meant pretty please leave me alone." -Maddie"
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

5. "It's the kissing! The stupid kissing! It's like he kissed all the vital brain cells right out of my head!"
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

6. "There isn't any poison oak in the winter. It's hard to convince a girl you're sexy when you can't stop scratching your ass because of the rash. -Jax Cullen"
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

7. "And I specialize in fixing things up and restoring them to their former glory. She wondered if that talent extended to humans, maybe even humans who never really had a former glory."
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

8. "She closed her eyes. Okay, here’s the thing. We have some chemistry, she allowed. Some? Or supernova? Supernova. But, she said to his knowing grin. Good Lord, he needed to stop doing that. I really did give up men. Forever? My gut says yes, but that might be PMS talking. Let’s just say I’m giving up men for a very long time. You going to try out women?"
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

9. "Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel… which actress? Damn, she couldn’t think of an actress to save her life! She was on her own."
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

10. "Tara moved into the kitchen and went still at the condition of it. "Formica countertops," she said as if she'd discovered asbestos."
- Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

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