Jody Gehrman Quotes.

1. "July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up) -Geena (Triple Shot Betty)"
- Quote by Jody Gehrman

2. "From what I've seen, a girl's got to behave like a mental midget before she'll get any action in this town. If resisting that makes me a freak, so be it. I may die with my hymen intact, but at least I'll have my dignity" ~ Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty"
- Quote by Jody Gehrman

3. "He's an intricate, mesmerizing puzzle; I only succeeded at putting the pieces together because for once in my life I observed. I stopped talking long enough to listen - really listen - not just to what's said, but also to everything that goes unspoken."
- Quote by Jody Gehrman

4. "Guys do have a language, and it does express emotion with startling clarity and nuance. The idea that they don’t express their feelings is as absurd as traveling to a foreign country and claiming the natives can’t speak simply because you don’t understand what they’re saying."
- Quote by Jody Gehrman

5. "I hope the people I hurt can see past the prank to the very real respect and affection I feel for them. If not, I may have to take my own advice, buy myself some cute shoes and march on. I hope that's not how it ends, though. I hope this boy-meets-girl-pretending-to-be-boy story has a happy ending, one with less bitter and more sweet."
- Quote by Jody Gehrman

6. "The right song can change everything."
- Jody Gehrman, Audrey's Guide to Witchcraft

7. "Yeah, I usually breathe. It comes sort of naturally to me. If I forget, asphyxiation’s a handy reminder."
- Jody Gehrman, Audrey's Guide to Witchcraft

8. "I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all."
- Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland

9. "Are you mad?" I ask. "I was." He glances at the ceiling then back at me. "Or confused, anyway. The whole thing threw me through for a loop. I thought I'd finally met a guy at Underwood I could relate to, and it turns out he wasn't a guy at all." I swallow. "I can see how that would be weird." "In a way though, I was relieved." "Relieved?" I echo. "Why?" He looks around embarrased. "Let's just say you had me questioning my sexual orientation."
- Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland

10. "If he’s just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere."
- Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland

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