Joseph Heller Quotes.

11. "The night was filled with horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts, like a victim through a prison full of thieves. What a welcome sight a leper must have been!"
- Quote by Joseph Heller

12. "It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I guess, whose convinced he's wise...-Bob Slocum"
- Quote by Joseph Heller

13. "Her own body was such a familiar and unremarkable thing to her that she was puzzled by the convulsive ecstasy men could take from it, by the intense and amusing need they had merely to touch it, to reach out urgently and press it, squeeze it, pinch it, rub it. She did not understand Yossarian's lust; but she was willing to take is word for it."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

14. "¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?¨"
- Quote by Joseph Heller

15. "The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts......."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

16. "The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

17. "It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

18. "Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

19. "Oh well," McWatt sang, "what the hell."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

20. "The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean."
- Quote by Joseph Heller

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