Katie MacAlister Quotes.

1. "What do you know about women?" They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable."
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

2. "Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

3. "He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

4. "Let me love you, Ysolde. Let this happen. Since I was reborn, I have lived every moment in despair because I lost you. Let me worship you now as I’ve longed to do all those years. Baltic, Love In The Time of Dragons"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

5. "Crutches may be a pain in the (pinched nerve back) ass to use, but damn, they are handy when your dog pushes open the bathroom door while you are contemplating life. They're also handy to turn on lights just out of your reach, and to threat your husband with if he doesn't fetch you a Fresca because you are a poor, pathetic little thing huddled under a Snuggy, unable to walk without bellowing profanities at the top of your lungs, thereby scaring your dogs, the fat squirrel stuffing his face on the deck, and the manic depressive goats that live three houses down."
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

6. "love is life no love , no life"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

7. "No one likes a soused vampire!"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

8. "Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love."
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

9. "He's going to try to take Megan!" I shouted, fury filling me and spilling out in the form of the manifestation. I raced down the hill toward the crossroad, the pack of snarling, jingling, horned hell poodles streaming behind me. Dane and his hell-poodles"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

10. "Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy." (petting zoo sign)"
- Quote by Katie MacAlister

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