Laurie Faria Stolarz Quotes.

1. "Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew?"
- Quote by Laurie Faria Stolarz

2. "In writing, as in life, always be true to your character."
- Quote by Laurie Faria Stolarz

3. "You deserve to die," I whisper, suddenly realizing Iv'e said the words aloud. "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "Not nothing. You just told me that I deserve to be maggot feed." "Not maggot feed, just-" "Dead!" "Forget it" "I don't know why I said that. Just daydreaming, I guess." "Daydreaming about my death?" "Forget it", I repeat. "Are you sure you aren't still mad that I wouldn't let you borrow my vintage fishnet leggings?" "More like I didn't want to borrow them,"
- Quote by Laurie Faria Stolarz

4. "In my hefty elf sack, your nightmares now keep. Better think twice before falling asleep - The Nightmare Elf"
- Quote by Laurie Faria Stolarz

5. "My thoughts amuse me."
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

6. "People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off."
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

7. "You could call him,' Wes suggests. 'Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call all the shots.' 'As cheesy as all of that sounds,' Kimmie adds. 'Cheese or not,I know what I'm talking about.' He sulks. 'I've lived it. I've learned it.' Kimmie lets out a laugh. 'With who,Romeo? That Wendy girl you paid to date you?' 'Oh, and because I don't have a dating history as big as your mouth, it doesn't quite measure up?' 'I hate to break this to you, but that isn't the only thing of yours that doesn't measure up.' 'Wouldn't you like to know?' He grins."
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

8. "Wait, Wes says. Are you to imply that our dear Chameleon is once again having premonitions by way of pottery? I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t call me reptilian names, I say. Would you prefer it if I called you a freak?"
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

9. "I’m just really glad to hear that things are going well. Wait, you’re not getting ready to hang up on me, are you? he asks. We’ve only been talking for a couple minutes. Well, I don’t really have much else to say. Are you kidding? The possibilities are endless. For starters, you could tell me that you’ll call me again. Or, better yet, you could ask me out for coffee or a slice of pizza. Of course, letting me know that I can call you whenever I want is always a good possibility. Or, if you’re feeling really generous, you could tell me that you miss me, too. I mean, I wouldn’t even care if it was a lie."
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

10. "I’m serious, I say. I don’t want to lose him. Then maybe you should go away for a little bit. After all, absence makes the heart grow horny, right? That’s not exactly how the saying goes. But it should, because you know it’s true. If you go away for a couple of days, Ben won’t know what to do with himself. Maybe you’re right, I say, tossing more candy corn into my mouth (therapy in a bag). Damn straight, I am. Now, the biggest question: Can I fit into your suitcase? Because I really don’t feel like staying here by myself."
- Laurie Faria Stolarz, Deadly Little Games

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