Louise Rennison Quotes.

1. "I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework."
- Quote by Louise Rennison

2. "Oh dear. I have just seen Angus hunkering down in the long grass. He's stalking their poodle. I'll have to intervene to avert a massacre. Oh, it's OK, Mrs. Next Door has thrown a brick at him."
- Quote by Louise Rennison

3. "So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian."
- Quote by Louise Rennison

4. "Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys."
- Quote by Louise Rennison

5. "Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied."
- Quote by Louise Rennison

6. "Bob has made fire torches to light people’s way through the woods to the bonfire. Jo said, I helped him make them, so I think if we call the fire brigade nice and early, perhaps about five forty-five, there’s a good chance that some of the forest can be saved."
- Louise Rennison, The Taming of the Tights

7. "I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate."
- Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

8. "He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head."
- Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

9. "You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick."
- Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

10. "Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks."
- Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

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