Lynsay Sands Quotes.

1. "A doorstop?‖ he squawked. ―Yes, doorstop. As in big, silent, and good only for holding wood.‖ She smiled sweetly, and added, ―At least I‘m pretty sure about the wood part. Nanos do make sure immortal males function in all areas.‖ Drina watched with satisfaction as Anders‘s mouth dropped open. She then shifted in her seat to a more comfortable position and closed her eyes. ―I think I‘ll take a nap. I never sleep well on planes. Enjoy the drive."
- Lynsay Sands, The Reluctant Vampire

2. "Harper shook his head. Well, I’ve never been treated like a girlfriend in all my life. It was a bit lowering. Nah. Tiny shook his head. It’s a compliment. It means they don’t see you as sexually threatening. You’re a friend rather than a man friend. And that’s a compliment? Harper asked doubtfully."
- Lynsay Sands, The Reluctant Vampire

3. "You guys put them all on a boat and sent them over here to North America a couple of hundred years ago. The English maybe would do such a thing. Is what they did with the criminals, so maybe they would send you the smelly cats. But no the Italians. We would no be so cruel."
- Lynsay Sands, The Reluctant Vampire

4. "funny thing about people. The ones who seem strong and mouth off the most, or bully others, are usually the ones most terrified and weakest inside. And the ones who seem quiet and speak their fears, appearing the weakest, are often the strongest under it all."
- Lynsay Sands, The Reluctant Vampire

5. "What is it? Leigh glanced up with uncertainty, then back to his groin with a sort of horrified fascination. Well, um… is there something about immortals you haven’t told me? What? What do you mean? he asked with bewilderment. Leigh shook her head, then leaned forward and said Hello? to his groin, only to stiffen again and jerk back as if it had hissed at her. Are you talking to my penis? Lucian asked with disbelief. It talked to me first, she said defensively, and frowned. You didn’t mention this little skill. Lucian decided she must be joking and laughed. So, what did it say? It said, ‘Lucian? Lucian, are you there?’ He blinked. Why would it say that? I don’t know. It’s your penis. That’s when he recalled the cell phone in his pocket. A laugh bursting from his lips, Lucian reached in his pocket to retrieve the phone."
- Lynsay Sands, Bite Me If You Can

6. "I made you something to eat if you’re hungry. Leigh peered at the steaming pile on the plate on the tray, then asked uncertainly. What is it? Prime cuts in gravy. Prime cuts in gravy? she echoed slowly. Did you cook it? "I opened the can and heated it up in the microwave for one minute. Someone named Alpo cooked it. Leigh stiffened, her head shooting up, eyes wide with disbelief. Alpo? He shrugged. That’s what the can said. Leigh shook her head with bewilderment. You can use a microwave, but not a phone, and don’t know that Alpo isn’t the chef, but the brand name for dog food? There was something seriously wrong here."
- Lynsay Sands, Bite Me If You Can

7. "Can’t you do something for her? his nephew finally asked, when several moments passed and her screaming and didn’t stop. I already have. I didn’t kill her, Lucian said dryly, then added, Slow down. You’re as bad as taxi drivers. And you’re a backseat driver, Thomas muttered, then cursed under his breath. Surely there are some drugs or something we could give her to settle her down? Lucian glanced at him with interest. Do you have any? Thomas blinked. No. Hmm. He sat back in his seat. Neither do I. Thomas stared for a moment, glanced back at the woman in the back of the car, then said, Her screaming is rather loud, don’t you think? Just a bit distracting for those of us trying to concentrate. Yes, it is, Lucian agreed, and reached into his pocket for his earplugs. He popped them into his ears and closed his eyes, the shrieking in the car considerably muffled. He’d have killed the woman before the plane had landed without the earplugs. They were a blessing."
- Lynsay Sands, Bite Me If You Can

8. "Bring the luggage in, Thomas, Lucian ordered with a frown as he approached the front. What about the girl? Thomas asked with irritation. That’s what I meant. Lucian stepped through the open front doors of the house."
- Lynsay Sands, Bite Me If You Can

9. "Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment."
- Lynsay Sands, Love Is Blind

10. "Because he is good and kind, she explained softly, then went on. Because he treats me like a princess. Because he makes me laugh. Because he makes me happy. Because he took the trouble to read to me when I could not read to myself. Because he fed me and gave me wine when I could not eat or drink at balls. Because when he kisses me my toes curl, and when he makes love to me I cannot contain my passion."
- Lynsay Sands, Love Is Blind

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