Michael Thomas Ford Quotes.

11. "One of the best T-shirts I ever saw,said: i was happy once,but i'm better now."
- Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

12. "Only of course they bleeped out the good part because it's daytime TV, and we all know that no one in America swears."
- Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

13. "Most religions are concerned about what happens when you die, about going somewhere better than here as a reward for faithful service or whatever you want to call it. Paganism teaches that being here is the reward, and that we need to make the most of it and leave the world a better place."
- Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

14. "How do you really know if anyone loves you?"
- Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

15. "Straight people get married so that they can have sex. Gay men have sex so that they can get friends."
- Michael Thomas Ford, Full Circle

16. "I've heard it argued that men aren't physically wired to be with only one person. We have a built-in biological need to scatter our seed as far and as wide as possible. Something about survival of our gene strain. It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, they say, you just can't help yourself. Perhaps not. If left to my own devices, though, I'd also eat Ben & Jerry's brownie batter ice cream until I weighed six hundred pounds, but somehow I manage to stop myself when my pants start to get a little tight around the middle. But to each his own. And if you're going to do something that might piss off your partner, you might as well have science on your side."
- Michael Thomas Ford, Full Circle

17. "If left to my own devices, though, I'd also eat Ben & Jerry's brownie batter ice cream until I weighed six hundred pounds, but somehow I manage to stop myself when my pants start to get a little tight around the middle. But to each his own. And if you're going to do something that might piss off your partner, you might as well have science on your side."
- Michael Thomas Ford, Full Circle

18. "When The Journal of Words compiled its list of the one hundred best novels written in English, do you know that Pride and Prejudice was number twelve?" She stopped pacing and glared at Jane. "And do you know where Jane Eyre was?" she asked. She looked at the four of them in turn, but nobody answered her. "Number fifty-two!" she shrieked. "Fifty-two! Below that pornographic travesty Lolita!" She spat the title as if it were poison. "Below Huckleberry Finn! Below Ulysses. Have you ever tried to read Ulysses? Have you ever finished it? No, you haven't. No one has. They just carry it around and lie about having read it."
- Michael Thomas Ford, Jane Bites Back

19. "Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said. Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.' 'Thank heavens he's a wordy man,' said Byron."
- Michael Thomas Ford, Jane Bites Back

20. "When did being single become a disease?"
- Michael Thomas Ford, The Road Home

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