1. "What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing or stalking you with a faraway look reminiscent of its predatory cousins and ancestors?"
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
2. "Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support."
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
3. "He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression."
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
4. "No self-respecting cat wants to have its subtle personal odor masked by overtones of lavender or rose petals."
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
5. "Only one thing can spoil sand: perfume."
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
6. "When you hear clip-clop-clip outside your window in most cases the sound will be made by a horse, but once in a while (rarely), a zebra will be responsible for the sound."
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman
7. "Something like Valium," she suggested, "but not Valium." It sounded like a riddle"
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Quote by Nicholas Dodman