Quentin Crisp Quotes.

1. "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
- Quentin Crisp, The Wit and Wisdom of Quentin Crisp

2. "The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

3. "Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

4. "I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

5. "There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

6. "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

7. "If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

8. "The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face"
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

9. "The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

10. "Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked."
- Quote by Quentin Crisp

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