Robert Benchley Quotes.

1. "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

2. "It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

3. "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

4. "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

5. "Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

6. "There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

7. "I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

8. "The only cure for a real hangover is death."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

9. "We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

10. "The free-lance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps."
- Quote by Robert Benchley

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