Simon R. Green Quotes.

1. "Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy, said Melody."
- Simon R. Green, Spirits from Beyond

2. "First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn’t have all his own fingers."
- Simon R. Green, Spirits from Beyond

3. "My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I don’t do divorce work, and I wouldn't recognise a clue if you held it up before my face and said Look, this is a clue."
- Simon R. Green, Hell to Pay

4. "They burn down Satanist churches, perform exorcisms on politicians, and they once crucified a street mime. Upside down. And then they set fire to him. A lot of people applauded."
- Simon R. Green, Hell to Pay

5. "with a whim of iron."
- Simon R. Green, Hell to Pay

6. "The Necropolis furnaces ran full-time, and a lot of restaurants boasted a Soylent Green special on their menus, for the more discerning palates."
- Simon R. Green, Hell to Pay

7. "Also present, unfortunately for all, was the Painted Ghoul. The clown at midnight himself, dressed in a bloodstained clown’s costume composed of deliberately clashing colours. The Painted Ghoul’s face was daubed with distressing patterns, and when he smiled his big red smile, you could see he’d filed his teeth into sharp points. His over-bright eyes were full of a malevolent glee. There’s nothing funny about a clown with an erection."
- Simon R. Green, Property of a Lady Faire

8. "You put butter in a pocket watch and it’s bound to mess up the works even if it is the very best butter."
- Simon R. Green, Property of a Lady Faire

9. "dropped in from a possible future via a Timeslip, and was currently trying to mend his left leg with a pair of pliers and a sonic screwdriver someone had left behind in the bar. I"
- Simon R. Green, Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth

10. "What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you."
- Simon R. Green, Deathstalker Rebellion

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