Victor Gischler Quotes.

1. "My mouth tasted like some creature had laid eggs in there and then the eggs had hatched and all the baby creatures had taken their first craps on my tongue."
- Quote by Victor Gischler

2. "His stomach growled again. He couldn't remember ever being this hungry. A little brown spider scurried between his shoes. He snatched it up, shoved it in his mouth, chewed, swallowed. Wait. That's not right. Allen strongly suspected he needed to be rescued."
- Quote by Victor Gischler

3. "between the ink mage and the wizard, his mouth falling open at the sight. The hulk had nearly let her go after Talbun’s shock attack, but he recovered quickly and took her head in his meaty hands. Don’t. With appalling ease, the ink mage twisted. The snap was so loud, it made Brasley flinch even from across the chamber. His mouth fell open to scream. No! The brute’s mouth twisted into a contemptuous grin as he let the limp body fall from his hands. Brasley watched it happen in slow motion, almost like she was floating, eyes closed, face peaceful, hair floating up around her. It was as if life had been some tremendous weight, and now that it was gone, her shell drifted down to the floor like a dry leaf. Talbun’s body hit with a dull thud that brought Brasley back to reality."
- Victor Gischler, A Painted Goddess

4. "A shiver ran through him. That actually might have been the best kiss of my life. Maurizan fixed him with a hard glare. That does not mean you have permission to die."
- Victor Gischler, A Painted Goddess

5. "Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history."
- Victor Gischler, Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

6. "Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself."
- Victor Gischler, Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

7. "This is how Mortimer Tate ended up killing the first three human beings he'd laid eyes on in nearly a decade."
- Victor Gischler, Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

8. "Prague lay before him like a mysterious stranger in an old hat. An exotic woman waiting for him in poor light. Like an inviting gypsy with a brand-new iPod."
- Victor Gischler, Vampire a Go-Go

9. "Kidpool: Seems like we spend a lot of time bashing flunkies. There's no end to them. Lady Deadpool: They belong to the same union as Stormtroopers and red shirts."
- Victor Gischler, Deadpool Corps

10. "This was fishy, and more old tuna in the heat fishy instead of damn good fishsticks fishy. "
- Victor Gischler, To the Devil

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