Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia Quotes.

1. "I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

2. "Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

3. "Now you may have gotten the impression that there are absolutely no uses for Librarians. I'm sorry if I implied that. Librarians are very useful. For instance, they are useful if you are fishing for sharks and need some bait. They're also useful for throwing out windows to test the effects of concrete impact on horn-rimmed glasses. If you have enough Librarians, you can build bridges out of them. (Just like witches.) And, unfortunately, they are also useful for organizing things."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

4. "Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)"
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

5. "You want to be a better person? Go listen to someone you disagree with. don't argue with them just listen. It's remarkable what interesting things people will say if you take the time to not be a jerk."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

6. "It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

7. "I don't want to make people mad. I just... well, how can people get better if you don't tell them what you honestly think?"
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

8. "Somebody tell me that I should just go speak to the kings again." "uh," Sing said, "didn't I just do that?" "I need to her it again, Sing," Grandpa Smedry said. "I'm old and stubborn!"
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

9. "The most important truths can always withstand a little examination."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

10. "That's Australia. She's not dim-witted, she just has trouble remembering to be smart."
- Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia