Aloha from Hell Quotes.

1. "I say, I’m not here for your piano recital. I’m here because the enemy of my enemy isn’t exactly my friend. But he isn’t my enemy until this shit is over."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

2. "Semyazah watches Josef go. We’ll know soon. If not, we’ll both be dead. Even if we win, we could be killed, so what does it matter? You didn’t get the pep-talk badge in Hellion Boy Scouts, did you? I"
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

3. "Being told your life depends on walking exactly 333 steps is a lot like that. You count on your fingers, but what if you get distracted and drop a number? What if you repeat one? How do you know each step you’re taking is the same distance as all the others? I should have a calculator, a tape measure, and Rain Man as a guide."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

4. "His one little domain. The Daimonion Codex. It’s Lucifer’s Boy Scout manual, Google search engine, and secret angelic ballbuster cookbook all in one. The most valuable thing in Hell besides the horned one himself. It contains every bit of dark, esoteric-stuff-you-don’t-want-to-know-about-if-you-ever-want-to-sleep-again knowledge in the universe."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

5. "He shrugs. We were young back then and swept up in the excitement that we could throw out the old ways and rebuild the world. I’m older now and understand. Our plans weren’t thorough enough back then. This time they are."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

6. "You murder someone at the Ice Capades and the place goes apeshit. You blow someone’s head off in a war zone, people step over the body and have a snack."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

7. "The angel in my head is part of it. On the other hand, is the angel even there? Maybe I’m going crazy and it’s my Tyler Durden. Maybe I’ve always been crazy, and coming back here let it loose. Hell was my Haldol and without it I’m slowly going schizo. Hearing voices. Taking orders from something that might not even exist. Alice"
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

8. "What a bunch of gold-plated idiots we are, Hellions and humans alike. Somewhere God is laughing at us. We’re his private joke with himself. Why didn’t he just wipe us all out and start over? Maybe it’s more fun watching us run around bouncing off the walls."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

9. "Life is fair only in the grave and in the bedroom. This, you will notice, is neither."
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

10. "Mom takes one look at my scarred face and I can practically see the words home invasion with multiple fatalities spinning around her brain like the dragon in a Chinese New Year’s parade. I"
- Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

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