Armageddon: The Musical Quotes.

1. "- It's a small matter, but one which I think shouldn't be overlooked. - Oh Yes? And that is? - That is the simple matter that time travel is an impossibility, you craven buffoon! - Not with the latest miracle of modern horticulture...Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to THE TIME SPROUT ! 'Pleased to be here' said the vegetable in question."
- Robert Rankin, Armageddon: The Musical

2. "H. G. Wells once said that every word of which a man is ignorant represents an idea of which he is ignorant."
- Robert Rankin, Armageddon: The Musical

3. "What it all comes down to, as it so often does, is the very beginning of the universe. This, say the big-heads of the scientific fraternity, all began with a big bang. Wrong! The universe, in fact, began with the sound of a duck call, followed by a whistle and an enormous cosmic wind-break. Had anyone been around at the time to overhear these sounds, they would probably have received a pretty good indication of what God had up his sleeve, amongst other places."
- Robert Rankin, Armageddon: The Musical

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