Divine By Mistake Quotes.

1. "Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

2. "I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!"
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

3. "In my ten years of teaching I’ve noticed that teachers tend to have a bad habit of talking to themselves. I hypothesize that this is because we talk for a living, and we feel safe speaking our feelings aloud. Or it could be that most of us, especially the high school teacher variety, are just weird as shit."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

4. "Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

5. "I've married a friggin horse. And he bites."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

6. "Hell couldn't be all bad if it had jewelry."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

7. "How the hell could Rhiannon keep people loyal to her if she was such a bitch? Alanna gave me a knowing look. I mean female people. It’s obvious how she kept her men happy. My hands were planted on my hips and I was tapping my foot in time with my anger. (I looked very teacherish—as a matter of fact, I felt the sudden desire to reprimand a teenager. But there’s never one around when you need one.)"
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

8. "I prefer my water in wine form."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

9. "I closed my eyes and rested my head against his chest, wishing sincerely that Rhiannon would get hit by a bus."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

10. "The Fomorians skittered backward, away from me, looking justifiably confused. I mean, really, how many human women actually run to them? And I was a human woman covered in swamp yuck, with wild red hair sticking out in matted hunks and arms flailing like a demented Bride of Frankenstein. I'd run from me."
- P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

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