Equal Rites Quotes.

1. "She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

2. "The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

3. "She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

4. "...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

5. "Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

6. "Cutangle: While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe. Treatle: I hadn't looked at it like that, but you're absolutely right. He's really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance. They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

7. "Animal minds are simple, and therefore sharp. Animals never spend time dividing experience into little bits and speculating about all the bits they've missed. The whole panoply of the universe has been neatly expressed to them as things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. This frees the mind from unnecessary thoughts and gives it a cutting edge where it matters. Your normal animal, in fact, never tries to walk and chew gum at the same time. The average human, on the other hand, thinks about all sorts of things around the clock, on all sorts of levels, with interruptions from dozens of biological calendars and timepieces. There's thoughts about to be said, and private thoughts, and real thoughts, and thoughts about thoughts, and a whole gamut of subconscious thoughts. To a telepath the human head is a din. It is a railway terminus with all the Tannoys talking at once. It is a complete FM waveband- and some of those stations aren't reputable, they're outlawed pirates on forbidden seas who play late-night records with limbic lyrics."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

8. "Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

9. "That's one form of magic, of course." "What, just knowing things?" "Knowing things that other people don't know."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

10. "Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

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