Four to Score Quotes.

1. "She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

2. "Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

3. "Cupcake, your middle name is trouble."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

4. "I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur"
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

5. "I always wanted to eat with a Negro, Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman, Lula said. So I guess this works out good."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

6. "You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli"
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

7. "Bitch." "Slut." "Whore." "Cunt." I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

8. "Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie." "Does this involve death?" "Not yet." "Does this involve sex?" "Not yet." "I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

9. "Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula"
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

10. "The kid pulled a Buck knife out of his pants pocket. "How about giving me your purse, bitch?" Sally hiked up his skirt, reached into his briefs and pulled out a Glock. "How about using that knife to slice off your balls?" Lula whipped a gun out of her red satin purse and Grandma hauled out her .45 long-barrel. "Day my make, punk," Grandma said. "Hey, I don't want any trouble," the kid said. "We were just having some fun." "I want to shoot him," Sally said. "Nobody'll tell, right?" "No fair," Lula said. "I want to shoot him." "Okay," Grandma said. "On the count of three, we'll all shoot him."
- Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

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