How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire Quotes.

1. "Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna out of the backseat and stick her in the trunk." Shanna halted. Her mouth dropped open. Her throat seized up, making it hard to breathe. I don't care how much crap you have in the trunk. We're not driving around with a naked body in the car." Oh no! She gasped for air. He was a hit man."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

2. "Gregori strutted toward the door. "I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy." He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. "Too sexy!" He left with a flourish of his cape."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

3. "Gregori jolted back. "Snap! You couldn't control one measly mortal?" Roman clenched his fists. "No." Gregori slapped a hand against his brow. "Snap!" "Why the hell are you snapping? Are you a turtle?" It was times like this that firing Gregori seemed to be the wise choice."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

4. "I don't want to hurt anyone" Laszlo fiddled with a button on his tux jacket. "Can't we convince the CIA that some of us are peaceful?" "we'll have to try" Angus folded his arms across his broad chest. "And if they doona believe we're peaceful, then we'll have to kill the bastards." Roman frowned, somehow their Highlander logic escaped him."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

5. "Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror. A mortal female in full rage."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

6. "This is not a good time, Miss Implant." Roman felt Jean-Luc jabbing him in the back with his walking stick. "Uh, Porky. No, I mean--" Damn, what the hell was her name?"
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

7. "She's easy to use." Laszlo pointed at the doll's neck. "You remove the clamp, insert the small funnel, select two quarts of your favorite blood from Romatech Industries, and fill her up." I see. Does she light up when she's running low?" Laszlo frowned. "I suppose I could put in an indicator light-"
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

8. "Oh yeah. It would be terrible for you to have only one working fang. Your friends might want to call you Lefty"
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

9. "Shanna, sweet Shanna. How can I tell you what you mean to me? When I saw you at the ball it was as if my heart started beating again. You lit up the room, bright in an ocean of black and white. And I thought- my life has been nothing but a dark, endless night. Then you came out like a rainbow and filled my black soul with color."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

10. "She smiled. "You're looking hot, dude." Gregori strutted toward the door. "I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy." He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. "Too sexy!" He left with a flourish of his cape. Shanna grinned. "I think he enjoys being a vampire."
- Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

  1.                                              Next Page

Browse By Letters