Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? Quotes.

1. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

2. "One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

3. "You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?"
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

4. "Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

5. "Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

6. "I'm the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

7. "In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

8. "I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

9. "I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are bad with names. No one is bad with names. That is not a real thing. Not knowing people’s names isn’t a neurological condition; it’s a choice. You choose not to make learning people’s names a priority. It’s like saying, Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

10. "As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?