Lords and Ladies Quotes.

11. "No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles]."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

12. "They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

13. "If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

14. "… people didn't seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colorful, if you liked the color of blood."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

15. "Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

16. "The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

17. "You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

18. "I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!"
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

19. "What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

20. "Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods."
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies