Percy Jackson's Greek Gods Quotes.

1. "I wake up every morning and think: You know what would be good today? Not dying."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

2. "So Aphrodite married Hephaestus and the celebrity ship Aphrophaestus completely dominated Olympian tabloid news for like a thousand years. Did they live happily ever after? HAHAHAHAHA. No."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

3. "Hermes played a little Mozart and some One Direction, and Apollo cried, ‘I must have it! The girls will go wild for that!"
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

4. "He was also the god of (take a deep breath) commerce, languages, thievery, cheeseburgers, trickery, eloquent speaking, feasts, cheeseburgers, hospitality, guard dogs, birds of omen, gymnastics, athletic competitions, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers and telling fortunes with dice. Okay, I just tossed in the cheeseburgers to see if you were paying attention. Also, I’m hungry."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

5. "I mean, five gods in one stomach—dang. That's enough for doubles tennis, including a ref. They'd been down there so long, they were probably hoping Kronos would swallow down a deck of cards or a Monopoly game."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

6. "In the beginning. I wasn't there."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

7. "You're already married!" Hera protested. "To me!" "Curses!" said Zeus. "Er, I mean, of course, dear."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

8. "If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

9. "Hey girl," he said, wiggling his eyebrows. "You must be the riptide, 'cause you sweep me off my feet." He'd be practicing that pickup line for years. He was glad he finally got yo use it."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

10. "Also, Ares developed a serious fear of jars. I think I'm going to get him a nice one for Christmas."
- Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

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