Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales Quotes.

1. "I rub my tender chest. Mandy did my back hair, too, and I don’t know which side of me hurts worse. There is man-pain like a hammer striking your finger and then there is Epilady pain."
- Stephanie Rowe, Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales

2. "Impossible means nothing to me. It's an illusion designed to weed out the weak from the strong."
- Stephanie Rowe, Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales

3. "What in Satan’s slightly misguided obsession with Journey happened to this office? Astrid demanded"
- Stephanie Rowe, Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales

4. "Randy rolled his eyes. Oh sure. She said ‘bork dee jork de spork’ a few times. Of course it was difficult to get all of that, being as it was in an ancient Swedish chef language and all. It took me back to my Muppet watching days. Not to mention it was being shouted by one of those dementors from Harry Potter. The damned thing probably showed up here because it’s out of work, ever since that series ended."
- Stephanie Rowe, Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales

5. "Whatever happened to the good old days, when a man was in charge and the women just made sandwiches all nice and quiet in the kitchen? Nash barked a laugh, slapping Gus on the back. I think they went the way of floggings at high noon, my man. As in kaput."
- Stephanie Rowe, Romancing the Paranormal: All New Tales

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