Tales From the Hood Quotes.

1. "You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,"
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood

2. "Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death."
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood

3. "You don't need the makeup." Sabrina felt like her face is on fire. He knew about her late-night beauty sessions. And, if she had heard him correctly, he was also admitting that he thought she was pretty. She looks over at him and found he was looking at her. "I kind of wish I hadn't said that," he said. "Me, too," she replied. "Would it help if I said you were stinky, muck-covered toad-face?" Sabrina nodded and edged as far away as she could on the trampoline. Puck did the same."
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood

4. "If he is so evil, why are we standing here watching him?" Sabrina said. "Cause I'm trying to get up the courage to go over and asking for an autograph," Puck said."
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood

5. "Raising her hand and shaking the handcuffs, the shaking Pucks arm as well. "Unfortunately, it is necessary," Puck explained. "You don't want to work with by security staff so from now on I'm going to be your personal bodyguard. Going to be with you every second of the day."
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood

6. "Jabberwocky, causing serious mayhem."
- Michael Buckley, Tales From the Hood