The Cold Dish Quotes.

11. "Aristotle said that some minds are not vases to be filled, but fires to be lit."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

12. "It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

13. "Nobody makes an emotional bulletproof vest, so you just have to carry the shrapnel around with you."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

14. "Scientists say there is a noise that snowflakes make when they land on water, like the wail of a coyote; the sound reaches a climax and then fades away, all in about one ten-thousandth of a second."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

15. "He had his mother’s looks, his father’s temper, and nobody’s brains."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

16. "Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

17. "I saw me every day, and I wasn’t so sure I was that fond of my company."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

18. "I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

19. "He didn’t sound particularly drunk, but Bob’s a professional, so you never can tell."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

20. "Seeing her again was like unearthing an emotional library card with a lot of overdues."
- Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

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