The Color of Magic Quotes.

1. "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!"
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

2. "No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

3. "You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

4. "Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

5. "On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

6. "It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

7. "If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

8. "It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

9. "Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

10. "Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."
- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

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