The Final Warning Quotes.

1. "What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max"
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

2. "Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds."
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

3. "I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible." Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

4. "He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. You’re black. I prefer canine-American, said Total."
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

5. "Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!" Max: "Glad you could join us."
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

6. "Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max"
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

7. "Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

8. "A Poem By Max White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the color of angel's wings and Angel's wings. White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag. White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels. White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness-Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself. That was my first poem ever. Okay, so it's not Shakespeare, but I liked it."
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

9. "Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world."
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

10. "Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123"
- James Patterson, The Final Warning

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