The Last Continent Quotes.

1. "People's whole lives do pass in front of their eyes before they die. The process is called 'living"
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

2. "How can you have any kind of costume without at least forty useful pockets?"
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

3. "But surely the purpose of—I mean, wouldn’t it be nice if you ended up with some creature that started to think about the universe—? Good gravy, I don’t want anything poking around! said the god testily. There’s enough patches and stitches in it as it is without some clever devil trying to find more, I can assure you. No, the gods on the mainland have got that right at least. Intelligence is like legs—too many and you trip yourself up. Six is about the right number, in my view."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

4. "Like a busy government which only passes expensive laws prohibiting some new and interesting thing when people have actually found a way of doing it, the universe relied a great deal on things not being tried at all."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

5. "A wizard without a hat was just a sad man with a suspicious taste in clothes. A wizard without a hat wasn’t anyone."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

6. "We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?’ ‘Why?’ ‘It saves time."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

7. "It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

8. "But we're a university! We have to have a library!" said Ridcully. "It adds tone. What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?" "Students," said Senior Wrangler morosely."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

9. "I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

10. "I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that."
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

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